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Twitch chaos, questionable singing, Rocket League pain, pirate nonsense, and a community built around laughs that actually matter.

*Independent research conducted by one hog, one chair, and absolutely no peer review.

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When live: sprint to Twitch. When offline: assume Warty is writing a parody song that should require a municipal permit.

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WarthogVX9 Research Institute

Today's Completely Serious Data

143%Confidence Level
1stStreamer named WarthogVX9 in this chair
0Fact checkers harmed

According to my research, 100% of viewers confirmed I was, in fact, streaming.

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Parody Songs & Stream Anthems

The musical evidence locker. Please wear protective goggles.

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Mission

If We Can Laugh Together, We Can Heal Together.

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Come for the stream. Stay for the nonsense. Leave only if the fake statistics get too powerful.